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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2012 7:28:31 GMT -6
Ok, here's mine, sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree". O Roast Beast Slab
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How glad we are to have you. The Grinch stole you and took you away, But brought you back for Christmas day. O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How glad we are to have you.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How lovely is your marbling. You've just the right amount of fat, A Seuss-like rhyme is "Cat in the Hat". O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How lovely is your marbling.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab I'm so glad I'm not vegetarian. No sugarplum visions enter my head, Just dreams of meat while laying in bed. O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab I'm so glad I'm not vegetarian.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How enticing are your juices. No, you're not a magical fish, But you are so magically delish. O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How enticing are your juices.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab You fill Who bellies with gladness This song should have some Cheez-its too, 'Cuz Cheez-its are loved by Cindy Lou Who O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab You fill Who bellies with gladness.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2012 8:43:27 GMT -6
Wait, here's another, this one to the tune of "Jingle Bells". Who-hashing through the snow, In a one dog open sleigh. Down the mountain they go, Stealing all the way. Bells on Max's tail ring, Making too much noise. Oh, what fun it is to sing, And steal from girls and boys.
Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. Oh, what fun it is to steal Whoville's Christmas day! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, Oh, what fun it is to steal, Whoville's Christmas day!
Back up that big hill, Max tugged the big Grinch sled. He pulled with iron-will, Though his heart was filled with dread. For though he pulled the sleigh, It was not by his design, To steal their Christmas day. How he wished he could resign!
Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day!
Poor Max, he did not stop. Heaving all the way, Until he reached the top. Below them Whoville lay. Now comes the bestest part, Hearing a joyful song, The Grinch had a change of heart. All along he'd been wrong!
Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day!
Back down the hill they went, Bringing that big pack. Grinch learned what Christmas meant, And gave it all right back. For Christmas, you all know Does not come from a store, Not tied with a big red bow. Christmas is so much more. Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. No one can ever steal Christmas day away! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, No one can ever steal Christmas day away!
Hey!
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