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Sept 17, 2013 19:21:29 GMT -6
Post by Spock on Sept 17, 2013 19:21:29 GMT -6
A New Supermarket A new supermarket opened locally. It has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows moo and you experience the scent of freshly cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks.
In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of freshly baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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Sept 18, 2013 5:59:09 GMT -6
Post by Phalon on Sept 18, 2013 5:59:09 GMT -6
Humor with a question mark? I thought it was funny.
But then again....
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen my dishes, please.
That ATT commercial....it cracks me up every time.
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Sept 18, 2013 9:10:00 GMT -6
Post by Spock on Sept 18, 2013 9:10:00 GMT -6
I recently (well, within the last couple of years anyway) combined most of my collected joke files into a single PDF. Right now version 1.0 is 359 pages long. If anyone wants a copy, PM me an email address I can use to send it. The email address can be a throw-away address if you want, I don't plan on using it for anything else. Here's the first one: A Fishy Story Jumbo Joke: www.jumbojoke.com/a_fishy_story.htmlIt was the perfect day for a little fishing, but after a while I ran out of bait. Then a few feet up the shore I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. After thinking about it for awhile, I had an idea: I grabbed my bottle of whiskey (hey, don't laugh: it's the best part of fishing!) and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Sure enough, his eyes rolled back, he went limp, and I released him without incident. I carried on my fishing with the frog. Caught a big bass, too! A couple hours later I felt something brush my leg. I looked down and there was that same snake looking up at me. He had two frogs in his mouth.
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Nov 18, 2014 15:17:37 GMT -6
Post by Spock on Nov 18, 2014 15:17:37 GMT -6
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Feb 17, 2015 16:30:17 GMT -6
Post by Spock on Feb 17, 2015 16:30:17 GMT -6
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Feb 17, 2015 21:45:17 GMT -6
Post by stepper on Feb 17, 2015 21:45:17 GMT -6
We're on the same joke e-mail cycles!
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Feb 18, 2015 10:05:55 GMT -6
Post by Spock on Feb 18, 2015 10:05:55 GMT -6
There is a joke cycle? Fascinating.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:31:14 GMT -6
Post by stepper on Feb 19, 2015 22:31:14 GMT -6
Yes, but the problem is that humor comes in limited quantities so in 7 years you'll start re-receiving the same jokes and cartoons. Sometimes it happens more frequently.
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Feb 21, 2015 13:01:57 GMT -6
Post by Spock on Feb 21, 2015 13:01:57 GMT -6
7 years? Ah, kind of like ...
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Feb 21, 2015 23:08:34 GMT -6
Post by stepper on Feb 21, 2015 23:08:34 GMT -6
Mostly like a seven year itch.
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