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Post by Siren on Feb 19, 2006 23:16:25 GMT -6
unexpected: When you see your former sweetheart in a crowd and, happily, they aren't as fit as they were when they were with you. Namely, their pectoral muscles are now nonexistent.
next word: dogmatic
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Post by xenavirgin on Feb 20, 2006 4:50:03 GMT -6
Ooooooh, I like this thread!
Dogmatic
"New from Ronco! Are you tired of getting up on cold wet mornings just so Rex can have his morning constitutional and read the doggy newspaper headlines as he sniffs at every grass blade between your front door and the corner of the block?
Then you need the new Ronco 6000 DOGMATIC! This handy miniature robot will leash your dog and walk him for you. Come rain or shine you need never worry about Fido 'Misbehaving' in the house again!"
" You will not find the Ronco DOGMATIC in any stores, so order yours today, $999.99 C.O.D. So that you and your 'Best Friend' can both have what they want when they want it."
New word:
Cultural
heheheh XV
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Post by Phalon on Feb 23, 2006 12:35:03 GMT -6
cultural: of or relating to culture clubs which are staphed by hard-antibodied bouncers, (oh-those-muscles), whose job it is to fight off those hairy-chested, hairy-bacterial fiends making Pasteurs on those hot little petri-dishes.
fibrilation
edited to change the new word; too much could have gone way wrong with it.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Feb 23, 2006 12:43:06 GMT -6
Chicken......
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Post by Siren on Feb 25, 2006 9:27:01 GMT -6
fibrilation - happiness resulting from your parents believing that "car trouble" story when you were out after curfew
next word: conjugate
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Post by Gabbin on Feb 25, 2006 9:58:51 GMT -6
Conjugate-An Olympic term for female Giant-D Cuppers who, whilst careening, take out the gates with both (con) jugs.
jugs
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Post by Mini Mia on Feb 25, 2006 17:14:49 GMT -6
Jugs: the mother / daughter duo that broke up due to jealousy over one being big and the other small...
Congregate
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Post by Gabbin on Feb 28, 2006 22:11:05 GMT -6
Congregate-Anytime you eat with someone named Greg. Literally, I ate with Greg.
implode
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Post by Phalon on Mar 1, 2006 0:35:50 GMT -6
Implode - a giant colony of elves; the motherlode of imps.
galvanize
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Post by lolapunk on Mar 1, 2006 1:23:05 GMT -6
Galvanize - 1. Island city south of Houston, suffered a major hurricane in 1900; the city was the inspiration for a Gen Campbell song: Galvanize oh Galvanize. 2. A female hailing from the Los Angeles suburb.
provoke
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Post by Phalon on Mar 2, 2006 0:29:34 GMT -6
provoke: the opposing side to the antivokes, with whom they are always picking on, trying to start arguments.
nocturnal
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 6, 2006 23:10:47 GMT -6
It's what happens when you trip in a men's bathroom....do I need to spell it out?
noct-urinal? pfft..ok so that was a stretch....
Accoutrements
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Post by Phalon on Mar 14, 2006 10:54:14 GMT -6
Accoutrement - stemming from the archaic word acootree: a dove's tree. Accoutrement is a furnished and accessorized such tree meant for the doves but taken over, usually on the first day of Christmas buy a bird of a different feather; a partridge in a cootree.
accessorize
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Post by Xenamoured on Mar 14, 2006 11:29:59 GMT -6
ACCESSORIZE. This is a phonetically confusing one.... "acces"This comes from the hungarian root word for "axes" and "sessorize" comes from the Mongolian root word for "Psoriasis" Thus "accessorize" means to literally cure one's psoriasis with the use of axes and such....strange but true....
"Jumpinjiminy"
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Post by Phalon on Mar 15, 2006 23:19:45 GMT -6
Jumpinjiminy: Jiminy acts on his primordial instinct to act like a cricket and not wear a top hat, carry an umbrella, or walk upright.
Qualitative
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Post by Gabbin on Mar 17, 2006 23:10:30 GMT -6
Qualitative-To think like a native from qual.
To stay with Q's
Quarantine
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Post by Phalon on Mar 20, 2006 0:16:58 GMT -6
Quarantine: "Beware the Dwarves." Quarantine is a word from Middle English, and comes to us from that mythical band of warriors, "the Dwarf Hunters" and their "quaran tinee" - or roughly translated into Modern English - "tiny quarry".
leprechaun
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Post by Xenamoured on Mar 20, 2006 13:34:41 GMT -6
Hi Phalon and G-Stick....
"leprechaun" Should have answered this on St. Patricks day....The first part-"lepre" obviously comes from the word for leprosy and "chaun" comes from the Polish word for "beer" or "to become unlucky as a result of a small green being"" Thus leprechaun means a small greenish being who unluckily spreads leprosy and drunkeness..and shamrocks and possibly pots-o-gold....or something like that....
Scintillating....
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Post by Gabbin on Mar 20, 2006 22:53:47 GMT -6
LMAO. Hi Xenamoured. That was funny. I shouldn't have sipped water before reading that. Let me go get a towel.
Gams-Did you strain any muscles on that one?
Scintillating-A person who is chronically getting somewhere by the scin of their teeth. Some feel scin was an early sin for bad deed.
chronological
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Post by Phalon on Mar 21, 2006 10:27:10 GMT -6
Yeah, Gabbin - actually that was a strain - a dangerous strain that should be quarantined before the ridiculousness infects more, and I probably should be drawn and quarantined for posting such nonsense.
Hi Xenamoured. Scintillating; I love that word. I love the way it sounds, all sparkley and bright, and I love it's meaning. There is a rhododendron cultivar named, "Scintillation" and I recommend it to customers a lot, not just because it is a beautiful plant, but also just so I can say "scintillation" aloud.
Chronological: a male disorder that, for no logical reason, attracts them to shiny objects such as chrome bumpers and big chrome wheels, which again, for no logical reason, they feel the need to spend hours polishing.
pictorial
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Post by Gabbin on Mar 21, 2006 22:11:01 GMT -6
Pictorial-A photo of the inside of an orial which, has been taken on the Daily Show by the hostess as an example of a healthy thing to do.
Cottonmouth
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Post by Phalon on Mar 26, 2006 1:08:16 GMT -6
Cottonmouth: a condition that the pictorial taken on the Daily Show proves is not a healthy thing to have.
Italicize
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Post by Siren on Mar 27, 2006 21:23:37 GMT -6
Italicize - Jane Fonda's workout video for those who overindulge in pasta and pizza
proposition
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Post by Trix on Mar 28, 2006 1:17:44 GMT -6
Proposition - the side of the debate that's definately for something, as opposed to the side of the debate that's not-so-much for something, which would be the Conposition. Such resolute stances must be exhibited by body language: hands-on-hips, for the Proposition and arms -crossed-over-chest for the constipation..er.. conposition. example: Proposition = "We absolutely must get married." Conposition = "I beg to differ."
verisimilitude
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Post by Gabbin on Mar 30, 2006 23:45:41 GMT -6
Hi Xenamoured. Good to see you in.
Siren-BOLL. Good one.
And, hey! Is that Trix? Holy Moly. I am wondering where you have been and how you marked out your word. I am so easily impressed by techy people.
I have to think about that word or pass. Anyone?
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 31, 2006 0:35:40 GMT -6
G... you just add [s]constipation[/s] to get constipation ... or click on the above the posting window and add your word/s between the two codes: [s][/s]
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Post by Phalon on Mar 31, 2006 22:04:53 GMT -6
You know, Mia...keep giving away those tricks like that and your gonna be outta a job soon. But cool beans; I always wondered how that was done.
Trix - what a great word. Still mulling it over - a multitude of possiblities in there....only nothing I'm coming up with seems probable or realistic enough. Oh, the woes of trying to sound verisimilitudinous.
Like that ever happens.
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 31, 2006 22:10:49 GMT -6
Me, out of a job... like that'll ever happen.
To use the "strike out" in html you use:
<strike>word up</strike> to get word up.
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Post by Trix on Mar 31, 2006 23:31:05 GMT -6
Howz it goin G-stick, baby? All considered I'm purdy darn okay.
Now that Mini M has given up my evil secret I'll have to find some other way to stun and amaze folk. So far, my backup plan, Project Verisimilitude seems to be working. Bwa hahaha Ha!
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Post by Gabbin on Apr 1, 2006 0:09:18 GMT -6
constipation
colon mustard
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