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Post by Xenamoured on May 27, 2005 18:31:14 GMT -6
Hi Grrlpower....it's still hangin' okay I guess....how are you doing? "Essential" This is actually an acronym for "Entirely self sufficient ergonomic non-toxic integrated aluminum lamp" Define "Harvey Wallbanger"
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Post by Grrlpower on May 27, 2005 23:04:15 GMT -6
Harvey Wallbanger: 1 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Galliano 4 oz Orange juice Mixing instructions: Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve. Name is derived from the movie Harvey cause once you have had a couple you imagine big bunnies in the chair next to you. And the wallbanger part well that is better left unsaid PARFAIT
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Post by Gabbin on May 29, 2005 23:06:50 GMT -6
Parfait-French for that is your fate for hitting par.
Partner
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Post by Phalon on May 29, 2005 23:23:28 GMT -6
Partner: one's other half; the half that is strange. Often seen writtten as part-nerd.
surcharge
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Post by Xenamoured on Jun 4, 2005 12:02:58 GMT -6
Hi Phalon..."surcharge" This the stipend you must offer to a royal male personage for neglecting to address him with the appropriate "Sir" .
Define: "Betelgeuse"
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Post by Grrlpower on Jun 6, 2005 18:50:15 GMT -6
Betelgeuse: the name of a ghoulie you call when trying to exercise humans...His fav techniques are the bowflex...and the stairmaster.
profession
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Post by Phalon on Jun 6, 2005 23:00:59 GMT -6
Profession: one who gets paid for fessing up and admitting their mistakes. Weatherman often fall into this category; lawyers do not.
volatility
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Post by Grrlpower on Jun 7, 2005 21:29:09 GMT -6
vol at i lity : Volunteering your time at a local optometrists office...being in charge with the dialation of pupils with the little lity thingie... I have been sitting here for 3 minutes waiting for something to pop into my head, and still not sure it did. I have to tell you that is an incredibly long time. In fact it is making me wonder if the brain drain is spreading throughout what is left of my functioning brain. I got it...the wwss of the dollie is hypnotising me to a state of unconciousness in which I can type without any original thought at all... darn I forgot the new word...How about amnesia
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Post by Phalon on Jun 8, 2005 9:30:45 GMT -6
amnesia: a self-declaration that one possesses nescience, the art of being ignorant. Antonym of ambidextrous; another self-declaratory term implying that one has mental deftness. I amnesia sometimes; or maybe I ambidextrous - I can never remember which.
belleslettres
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Post by Grrlpower on Jun 9, 2005 19:10:10 GMT -6
belleslettres: beautiful words...Things one loves to read and loves to be read for no other reason then to ignite a passion within the reader. This term is common in the fabio crowd as his loins burned with his passion or was it her loins that burned. Who cares as long as it makes the blood warm...
passepartout
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jul 4, 2005 17:10:19 GMT -6
What my mechaninc says whenever I take my car to him...or have it towed to his garage...or kick it into submission...."passe part out". This time it's the computer hub....would you believe 600 bucks!!!! for a little plastic peice of ....well you get the idea....
submission
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Post by Phalon on Jul 4, 2005 21:25:50 GMT -6
Submission: noun. 1.) the search for a good sandwich. 2.) The quest Jared takes when he goes out to lunch.
netiquette
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 14, 2006 8:39:16 GMT -6
The proper rules on the usage of Fishnet stockings.. Kat's got this one all tied up. So-to-speak.
Proper
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Post by Siren on Jan 14, 2006 22:55:06 GMT -6
proper: one who balances a drunken friend while unlocking their apartment door
cacophony
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Post by Phalon on Jan 15, 2006 9:39:13 GMT -6
cacophony: artificial, silk cacti for those of us who can't remember to water houseplants. A cactus wilted from lack of water is such a sad, sad thing.
foliaceous
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Post by Xenamoured on Jan 15, 2006 14:21:53 GMT -6
"foliaceous" From the root "follicle"- This word describes a woman with luxurious, bodacious hair...
"Juggernaut"
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Post by Phalon on Jan 16, 2006 8:36:26 GMT -6
Juggernaut: a slurred phrase spoken by a whino facing a decision as he drains the last drop of his bottle. "Another juggernaut?" Sober translation, "Should I buy another jug, or not?"
Pickerel
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Post by lolapunk on Jan 16, 2006 16:34:06 GMT -6
Pickerel: the threat of making a decision for somene else Pickerel chose something for you.
Tenement
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 17, 2006 8:32:57 GMT -6
I apologize profusely Ms. Punk...I just read something that is totally funny and just had to throw it in.
Pasteurize: Where your life goes when you have a near death experience.
LMAO....sorry again...
I now return you to your regularly scheduled program...
Tenement
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Post by Phalon on Jan 17, 2006 15:21:05 GMT -6
BOLL, Scrapeletta; I like that.
Tenement: a discovered numerical error. Six plus four equals nine. Oops...tenement.
hosteller
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Post by Siren on Jan 19, 2006 0:52:08 GMT -6
hosteller: an embittered bank employee
Dealing with often rude customers who cough into their hand and then hand over a check...flirting dirty old men...and her dirty old man boss would often make my sister, a former bank teller, hostile.
next word: haberdasher
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Post by Phalon on Jan 20, 2006 10:07:33 GMT -6
haberdasher: 1.) an individual who habitually rushes around with vague notions about accomplishing something, but never does. 2.) someone who has that annoying-hard-to-read-and-somewhat-unintelligable habit of using phrases that mean these-words-go-together-to-create-one-run-on-thought thing using an excessive number of dashes. e.g. Phalon
abbreviation
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Post by Gabbin on Jan 21, 2006 4:29:46 GMT -6
Abbreviation-The Swedish term for when their most popular band, and one of Sweden's biggest moneymakers, Abba, goes on tour via Air Swish.
Swish.
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Post by Phalon on Jan 23, 2006 0:42:10 GMT -6
swish: a lispy desire such as, "All I swant for Chissmass is my two front teesh."
lugubrious
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 23, 2006 0:45:10 GMT -6
OOO...can I have a real definition for that?
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Post by Phalon on Jan 23, 2006 0:49:16 GMT -6
Lugubrious means exaggeratedly mournful. In a melodramatic type fashion, I suppose - that's how I imagine it anyway.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 23, 2006 0:50:14 GMT -6
Wow...ok adding that to my list. Thanks Madam P.
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Post by Xenamoured on Jan 23, 2006 13:02:28 GMT -6
"Lugubrious" Great word...tough to work into a conversation without sounding pretentious.... Here is the what I thought it meant... "Pertaining to the excessive and scenery-chewing thespian skills of Bela Lugosi-his Dracula role for instance...." New word- "Felicitous"
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Post by Phalon on Jan 24, 2006 0:44:17 GMT -6
Felicitous: the urge to commit a wrongdoing; feeling illicitous.
One-upmanship
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Feb 1, 2006 20:58:15 GMT -6
For some reason when I see this I think of the mice we have at the shelter. Brave little buggers. Would run right up-one-mans-hip if given half the chance. Ok ok...so it's not a definition...
unexpected
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