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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 28, 2004 15:35:26 GMT -6
I am here never fear! What would you like to drink I'll serve while someone coaxes the kitchen wenches out to clean up. But we should remain wary. Phalon could be back any minute and I expect a modicum of revenge to be exacted upon my person.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 28, 2004 16:08:15 GMT -6
Well My favorite is on tap..........Jack Daniles you know. What's your poision? Xengab? Hello? Where'd you go all of a sudden. Must be cooking again. It is lunch time after all.
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Post by Xie on Sept 28, 2004 18:31:29 GMT -6
This be yar captain Xie . I am here to gather up this rowdy bunch of saucy lasses ..if I can. Since I've been in port I've heard many a tale of what's been going on in my absence- Now I know fighting that old storm Jeanne left me a bit wearied but never too weary that I couldn't tear a bodice or untie a lass from a mast or out drink a few of you. arr but for the moment I have no time for such frolicking sigh. Enjoy your liberty here while you can mateys. As soon as the ship has a few repairs we be heading back out to sea- now if ye come back aboard you'll find your Captain has been mighty good to you lasses- seems storms makes some landlubbers a bit squirrely and they leave good things behind. 3 of you shall now have mattresses instead of sleeping on the floor- feel free to settle that amongst yourselves. Arr the rest of you will now have hammocks instead of sleeping on the floors - except for the galley wenches - I seem not to have found enough bedding supplies for them- they can fend for themselves or again it can be settled amongst ye. I also got a few lanterns some playing cards and yes dear mateys - I did depart with a bit of the stash and got us Rum -some drink called Jack Daniels and some Whiskey. Fine bit of pirates you turned out to be. Arr I'm beginning to wonder if ye be holding out on me .. None of you have given me a share of your loot- or even offered. Even landlubbers know where there's pirates there's sure to be bounties and where theres bounties there better be hefty offerings to the Captain. So now tell me matey's wheres the loot ? Wheres the bounty of your all your efforts? Don't tel me I have to need to tell ye to be resourceful to use all your womanly assets ? Come on lasses...you don't even have to shake your booties - for you seem to have hearty appetities for food and drink . I believe most of you could perhaps win a few purses of prize money for eating contests or from dart tourneys or atleast cheat at a few hands of cards - ye be pirates after all. However, I shall overlook this failing this once for with this lot of pirates the glass aint all empty-. In the tales I 've heard I be seeing glimmers of what I could put a few of ye in charge of on the ship- if ye be willing and not faint of heart. Phalon with your steady aim and quickfire response you shall be commander at arms - your mission keep this rowdy bunch in check from time to time and help forge defenses when its necessary to defeat all who would challenge - friends and foes alike . Xengab if you can cook in the galley like you've been cooking on land - then ye be my personal galley cook - and food taster but you burn even one pancake and thar'll be a long walk off a short pier waitin for ya. Scrappy what are we going to do with the likes of you- since you be personable enough and you seem to have spunk - you'll be in charge of recruiting- ...arr pirates come and pirates go..some not by choice so we always be needing fresh meat.. errr... recruits I mean .Yar if ye keep a full crew - you wont have to be worrying about meeting the jolly roger or be visitng davie jones locker either anytime soon . Ok lasses I'll be joining you for a few rounds of drinks and favors as soon as I can. Captain Xie
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 28, 2004 19:17:42 GMT -6
Was that the Captains booming voice I heard? *comes running down the stairs from the rooms above the tavern.........where she was *ehem* otherwise occupied, spies note pinned to bar with rather fancy looking silver dagger* WhooooHooo! I've been promoted! I'll arm wrestle anyone for one of the hammocks! Now where did the Captain go? More raiding I expect........Someone remind me to tell her about the new cannons I just "aquired".
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Post by Xie on Sept 28, 2004 22:26:36 GMT -6
Scrappy I commend ya for ya plum - already out there recruiting but ye had a lil problem with the name of the place your hanging out at it's Z's seven Seas Tavern & Inn Not Zena's- she might not take too kindly to you using her name there lass. Now a captain's life can be a lonesome one and here you be bragging about being ahem too busy... luckily I'm a broad of fair understanding and shall let it pass for this time - but on ship if the captain speak..you best be answering. As you know your Captain is always looking for a deal or a good swindle - Well now for you mateys that fancy the lads here's a special treat for ya . Let's just say I won this young buck of a lad in hand of poker (that was a wee bit less than fair)- we have his services for one voyage... hes a fine l strapping young man make an ok swabby or whatever position you lasses want to put him in- Have at 'em girls enjoy! Arr bar wench bring me a mug of your finest ale and give me crew a barrel of your best rum to share . Arr where be the one known as Dixie yankee - I be looking to have a word or two with the lass and Xengab too..wonder if the two be geting in a bit of trouble together . Since all is well and my crew well taken care of, I think I'll take a bottle of rum and retire to my captains quarters...Anyone want to join me for a night cap? Arr . Captain Xie
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 28, 2004 22:33:53 GMT -6
Aye! Capin' I'll have a drink wit'e. So long as it's your gold were a spendin'. Mind if I bring along the new swabby........he's might fine ta look at.............Dreadfully sorry about the miss namin of our favorite hang out. I shall be fixin' that shortly..........
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Post by Phalon on Sept 28, 2004 22:47:20 GMT -6
Ah...the safe return of our captain. Be glad to be havin' ye back aboard, Capt'n.
So ye be want'n me to be do'in your biddin' keepin' this lot o' scurvy dogs in line, aye? I 'spose I be handlin' that alright. Was beginnin' to think the only suitable job left on ship be the good luck lass attached to the bow of the ship, (what the 'ell are those things called anyway?). Been practicin' me pose and all. Don't it look good? Got a friend who's got it down pat, and she be givin' me lessons.
I'll take ye up on the offer ye be posin' though. A pretty good lot, we got 'ere, but you be watchin' that Scrappy, eh? A real scallywag, she can be. Chocolate syrup on my best ruffles. Don't she know what a b*tch that is to clean? Watch it, Scrappy, or ye be hangin' from the yardam.
Oh....<throws banana dagger style, hitting Scrappy squarely on the forehead> Make that a banana split.
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Post by Trix on Sept 28, 2004 23:15:37 GMT -6
*scratchin behind an ear that's tucked under a bandana, Trix, doth saunter in yawning.*
YYyyywurrRR-- yip!?
*stopping short, looks around before lifting the eye patch, narrows her eyes and peers at the motley lot again*
<mutter>Rurr? Wull ar' be damned. Pirates. The lot a' 'em.
*chuckling low and shaking here head as she strolls to the bar. Once leaning on it, gives Xie and Phalon the up-nod* Yo.
What? Dun' tell me you dun' remember the one, the only original werewulf pirate Grrrl??
Grrah. S'pose it can't be helped with me not comin' 'round these parts enuff. Rrrreeeeh, now what to drink? Hrmmrr.
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Post by Phalon on Sept 28, 2004 23:20:42 GMT -6
Trix. Be wonderin' when ye be showin' up. What the 'ell good is a ship without it's werewolf pirate to howl at the moon.
Whatya havin'? Got me a pocket full o' doubloons an I'm buyin'.
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Post by Trix on Sept 28, 2004 23:24:08 GMT -6
Ook!
Now'z we talkin! Me swilly be tequilly! Yarrr!
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Post by Phalon on Sept 28, 2004 23:29:18 GMT -6
Tequila? Oooo, that'd be doin' me in. On second thought...know what? I be findin' it hard for an ole Midwesterner to be speakin' this pirate jargon. Maybe that t tequilla be helpin' that some.
And Scrappy...toss the boy down this way when ye be done wit 'im. I be havin' some chocolate ruffles that need cleanin'.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 29, 2004 0:48:48 GMT -6
*stumbles down the stairs dragging new swabby behind her* This guy is very handy in a pinch. I had some banana to remove from my boots. Got em’ good and clean. *spots Phalon sitting in a corner scrubbing her fluffy shirt, grabs her trust sling shot and begins rapid fire peanut shots at her* No banana split is quite right without peanuts! HARHARHAR! Ok truce Phalon………you can have the new swabby, I’m done with him. Does this guy even have a name? Captain Xie, when are we headed back out to sea? Need to stock up on my Dramamine. *sidles up to the bar and orders a large Jack straight up, eyes the new extra furry pirate with the patch* You a newbie? Wanna drink?
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 29, 2004 4:52:07 GMT -6
*swaggers out of the bathroom where she's been washing marinara sauce out of her hair* Ahoy Capt'n Xie Good to have you back. We be ready to plunder the Seven Seas with you...as soon as I've had a beer *flicks a stray peanut at Scrappy*...do I get a promotion too? I've been selling myself in true wench style whilst you've been away and I'll be willing to share my pieces of eight with you my captain... Actually, they look more like pieces of one but there you go... dixie
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Post by Trix on Sept 29, 2004 5:18:41 GMT -6
*grinz and salutes Scrappy* Oi. Aye.
Yar, I'm a bit loopy... might as well be newbie. Would be. Should be. Could be. Hellz, mebee c'n school me.
So, Who be you be?
doobee doobee dooooo.
*not sure of the expresson on Scrappy face and so grinz wider* A drink! Yar. Don't mind if I do.
Eheheheheehe.. heh... urr.. hurr.. Hrmm. <cough>
*side glances at Phalon and gives the helpless 'mebee-I-should-juss-smile-n-nod-next-time-huh?' look*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 29, 2004 10:07:14 GMT -6
*stares confused at the newbie, begins speaking louder and using big hand gestures* Maybe if I go slower, she thinks to herself. ARE.................YOU (points in trix's direction).....NEW? DO..........YOU(again pointing)..............WANT........A.........DRINK? Man, one more language I need to learn. Hope she got it that time.
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Post by xengab on Sept 29, 2004 14:25:03 GMT -6
Hey, how come every time I turn up,there is no one here.Where are ye shipmates? Do I need a bath,do pirates wash,or maby it is my cooking? I best be getting back to the ship and cook a welcome back meal for captain Xie. xengab
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 29, 2004 20:24:29 GMT -6
Been a long, hard, boring day of Piratin' Capin'. Nothin' to report! Now where's that crew cook gone to I could eat a shark!
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 29, 2004 20:59:31 GMT -6
As one of the founding members of the new Pirate band, on behalf of my shipmates I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for looking after our heads…….we do tend to get a little rowdy sometimes.
Thank You!
Yes...thank you Jox for giving us a suitable place for our brawling and wenching! ;D
You're both very welcome...
Be warned... We now have at least 2 couples who have met and moved in together since pranking in these threads.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 29, 2004 21:03:47 GMT -6
Who's pranking........... I'm totally serious! I think .......... Who's up for a pie tossing contest? Hey Dixie......just found out that you are not only saucy but Scottish too! Cool! Saucy Scott.......... Say that five times fast!
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Post by Phalon on Sept 29, 2004 23:05:30 GMT -6
Trix, (uhm...how to say this? the gentle approach best, I think)...I think maybe that's the problem...your smile...uhm...a bit too toothy, I think. Now, those of us who know you, know what a sweet young fang you really are, but for the rest...well could be a tad frightening. Especially with that...uhm...what is that stuck between your teeth anyway. No, no nevermind, I really don't want to know, do I?
Here, dear...have a toothpick.
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Post by Gabbin on Sept 29, 2004 23:17:34 GMT -6
Arrrrr, *swining in on a rope.....keeps going............arRRRRRRRRRRRRr
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Post by Phalon on Sept 29, 2004 23:21:01 GMT -6
Watch out for the....SPLAT....mast.
Too late. This here ship got a doctor?
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Post by Gabbin on Sept 29, 2004 23:44:50 GMT -6
GHUUUUGH. *sliiiiiiip*
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Post by Phalon on Sept 29, 2004 23:48:37 GMT -6
Arrgh....that mast hurt. What a mess. Somebody swab the deck quick.
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Post by Xie on Sept 30, 2004 1:06:37 GMT -6
Arrr now who be it that gave my ship a mast ecomy?
Mighty hard slip you took matey - if you can do that kind of damage to my ship I can only imagine what ya could do in battle - welcome aboard - hope you choose to stick around. By the way matey what shall e call ye? G ? Gabbin? Mast er G lol.
Now Dixie yankee what position would you like to have on this ship- I dont be wanting to leave anyone out - just yet lol.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 30, 2004 1:08:49 GMT -6
Is that you Mistress Shtick? A thousand pardons for my not having warned you about that mast............uh they could have put it somewhere else besides the middle of the ship right? Are you ok? Can I buy you a drink? Come to apply for aposition on the ship? Captain Xie is a right fine Captain. Not sure how I will manage to split my loyalties though. Ah well we'll figure that out later! Welcome aboard!
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Post by Trix on Sept 30, 2004 3:23:23 GMT -6
*watches scrappy's attempt to communicate with dumb fascination. After the conclusion of which she holds up a finger, opens her mouth and then, after a pause, closes it. Starts again.* Um. I'm Trix. And you can call me the designated newbie if'n ya want.
*Take's Phalon's advice and toothpick and settles down with a drink to watch G-shtick do her impression of Cirque d' Sol-OOPS * Ohh! Good form. She G-stuck the dismount. I give it two 'ook's and a 'yar'.
*Waves to Xie from her corner* Oi, Sekshi Xie. I'm told I'm 'sposed ta report you. ..... or is that report to you? Bah. Nevermind.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 30, 2004 3:30:25 GMT -6
I'm chalking all that lack of understanding to the BANANA in my ear. Thanks Phalon. By the way it's called a Masthead. Sorry Trix. Glad you made the crew. Got your assingnment yet? Hope it's something good..................I gotta hit my hammock. Good night everyone!
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Post by xengab on Sept 30, 2004 8:57:20 GMT -6
Brought a hole load of custard pies,for eating or tossing,take your pick.I realy am getting paranoid,I'm all alone again. Ah well xengab
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 30, 2004 12:54:10 GMT -6
HEHE! Next victim awaits!
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