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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 30, 2004 14:52:35 GMT -6
*walkes up to the bar carrying a wood and metal contraption* This'll just take a few minutes..........*begins assembling afore mentioned contraptin* Where'd that pin go.........Ah there it is........*upon compleation Scrappy steps back and reveals a machine that looks something like a miniature catapult* What do you think? I have it aimed right at the door............*places a pie on the falt surface on the end of the arm, cocks the firing mechanism and places the pin in the ring* Now just waiting for the next person to come in! Mwhahaha!
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Post by xengab on Sept 30, 2004 15:36:16 GMT -6
Walks in,not expecting foulplay.Get's hit with one of here own pies. No fair Scrappy,I thought we are on the same team.Tho I must say, you build a great machine. xengab
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Post by Xie on Sept 30, 2004 23:10:56 GMT -6
Arr there Scrappy you be mighty clever and resourceful I see - great traits for a pirate to have- though you may want to be aware of who that contrapation is firing at- ( wipes pie from her brow) You'll be scrubbing the deck for this one fer sure. Captain Xie
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Post by eirene on Sept 30, 2004 23:44:41 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 1, 2004 0:03:51 GMT -6
Um....sorry Xengab. I thought you were already here just hanging out on the kitchen. Guess no soup tonight then? Oh well. It was pretty good though right? Worth the swabbin I'll be doing tomarrow.
Uh Captain? I really wasn't expectin you back. I was kinda aimin for Eirene, Phalon and that Saucy Scott Wench Dixie...........Really sorry. Do I still hafta swab the deck? Aw come on I did say I was sorry...........Will it help if I take down the machine? Please?
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Post by xengab on Oct 1, 2004 8:39:59 GMT -6
Hi captain Xie!I'm pleading on behalf of Scrappy and it was me that brought the pies.The machine could probably come in handy for future fights. If you can't find it in your very generous hart to forgive her,can I help her swap the deck? ;D Yes Eirene,Scrappy is a very good shot and I am covered with custard. My eyes are stuck up with it,so can you please lead me to the bar and I'll have drink with you. xengab
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Post by Xie on Oct 1, 2004 23:57:09 GMT -6
Arr you and those pleading eyes- makes me almost want to let ya off the hook , but I can't .
A captain must keep order ..so I have to insist you swab the deck but if your mate there, wants to help I wll not stop her.
Tell you what ,you bring in your share fair of loot and bounty and I will see about getting ya bunkbeds instead of hammocks.
Hmm as for the pie machine it may come aboard - it is quite the invention!
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Post by Phalon on Oct 2, 2004 0:08:17 GMT -6
Aye, Capt'n Xie, that it is. But, if you ask me, (and I know that you didn't, but I be throw'n me two doubloons in anyway), it be a waste of perfectly good pie. An' to be a wastin' pie, well that be sacriledge, aye? Kin I suggest, in the future, we aim that contraption at the enemy, filled with somethin' more suitable to be a wastin'....like say, oatmeal? Baloney sandwiches? Gruel? Head cheese? Anythin' but pie.
Hey, Xengab, got any left? I'm hungry.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 2, 2004 2:43:51 GMT -6
*rifles through nearby closet comes out with mop and old wooden bucket* Thanks Xengab for apleadin' my case but as I was the one who pasted the capin' with the pie it's I who'll be payin the price. *tosses a gold coin on the bar* Have a drink on me. I'll be back when the deck is thoroughly swabbed. Ah Capin' Xie? How can I be out raidin and addin to our loot ifin I'm swabbin the deck? Didn't you win us some guy in a poker game (he was a right fine guy to be sure)? I know, I know, Do the crime do the slime. I'm goin'.
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Post by xengab on Oct 2, 2004 7:25:56 GMT -6
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Post by eirene on Oct 2, 2004 15:45:08 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Oct 3, 2004 6:22:17 GMT -6
Morning, mates. Arrrr....off to earn my pittance - Eirene took all me pretty gold coins in that card game. Xengab, got any coffee in that galley o' yours? Pirates drink coffee, aye? I simply can not be a pirate if the lot o' them do not drink coffee. I'll put some rum in it, if that be more pirate-like, but how kin I be expected to loot and pillage wit'out the caffiene a' coursin' through me veins?
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Post by xengab on Oct 3, 2004 7:13:52 GMT -6
Coffee coming up Phalon,all our shipmates drink coffee,gallons of it. :coffee2:I'm just thinking,since I have not got the time for lootin and pillagen,will I get a share in the spoiles?Seems only fair to me,since all my time is taken up cooking for you cutthroads. xengab
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 4, 2004 12:39:48 GMT -6
Arrgg! Ahoy Mateys...........I abeen sawbbin the deck for days now! Think I could stop for some gruel Capin'? Xengab seems to be cookin up a storm and it smeels mighty good. Please?
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Post by eirene on Oct 4, 2004 16:58:20 GMT -6
Here phalon, i give you the half of your gold coins back! *klirr, the coins lands on the table before phalon* I believe i must do that, ´cause you don´t play cards with me anymore, if didn´t do that. Xengab, what do you cooking?? Smells fine- lecker! Scrappy, c´mon over here - we need still one mate for our horror - good - night - story! " It was once upon in a time, there lived a great pirate with name ... " ( your turn scrappy every sailor or pirate writes a few phrases and then let´s see what at the end came out of it ) ;D
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Post by Xie on Oct 5, 2004 0:04:00 GMT -6
Captain Xie enters in carrying a new sword caresses it against both Scrappy and Eirene's cheeks then drives it into the table as she addresses her crew.
ARRR I'll give ya a story alright, there once was a crafty pirate that thought doing half a job would be enough and went to play cards with her mateys instead of finishing the direct order her Captain gave her.
The Captain was not well pleased and in a furious rage locked her and her mateys in the brig with just rats and water to keep em comapny for many a moon. How's that set for a story?!
I'll be telling you just once , I gave ya an order to swab the deck for a reason- it was not just a punishment but also so you'd keep watch on our ship.
I suspose none of you saw that no good rotten scrondrel that was listening to our every word as we drank?
I took notice of him , I could see his plotting and planning to loot our ship while it was in port.
Being a man Im sure he thought us weak and that we'd be foolish enough to keep our ship unattended . Had that been true there'd be no goods to fight about or gruel to eat.
Arr but your Captain is smarter than that.
As for our nosy friend , lets just say that he payed dearly for his keen interest in us and our ship.
There's no jingle in his jangel, no coins in his pocket and no shoes on his feet- everything he had is now ours- Everything .
So, if you promise to obey my orders Completely, I will let you in on my next raid, for now just count me into this poker game of yours - Hmm think I'll up the ante abit , here's two bits and a pair of men's boots .
Did anyone say one eyed jacks are wild?
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Post by Phalon on Oct 5, 2004 0:15:13 GMT -6
<shudder>
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 5, 2004 2:03:38 GMT -6
*cowers in corner* Sorry capin'
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Post by xengab on Oct 5, 2004 7:47:14 GMT -6
xengab slinks in,ahemmm captain Xie,clearing her throat,and touching her forelock. I have been cooking all day for you and all the shipmates,so can I serve some of the food now? ;D xengab
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Post by Phalon on Oct 5, 2004 8:20:55 GMT -6
An' what a fine job ye be doin' Xengab, keepin' the surly lot o' us well fed. Kin' you serve the food now, you ask? Iffin' it be up to me, you kin serve anytime.
Uhm...I suppose though, that's up to the Capt'n. Wouldn't want to incur her wrath agin, no? Hope she gives the aye soon, before we starve ta death.
THUD!!!
*passes out from too much rum and a lack of nourishment*
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Post by eirene on Oct 5, 2004 11:49:29 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 5, 2004 12:37:09 GMT -6
(The SLAAAAAAP of elastic is heard from a dark corner of the Tavern. A young wench runs out past the table of pirates giggling and clutching at her bodice...) (Another SLAP is heard, followed by a TWANG, a metal CLANG, a high pitched SCREEEECH from a burly sailor sipping his milk. Then finally a passing maid's pitcher of ale falls from her hand onto Captain Xie's table, not a drop spilled.) (A small dark haired figure emerges from the shadows and catches the elastic band as it returns from its journey.) (a bagpipe player steps up behind her and starts playing "Scotland the Brave". She glares at the boy and fires the elastic band, knocking him unconcious with a God awfull BLURGHHHH from the pipes) Just 'coz I'm Scottish DOES NOT mean you have to follow me around like a bad smell!...Hate it when he does that!.... (She twirls the elastic once before popping it on her wrist) ...Sorry for the interruption mates...I'm chackattack81...but for some weird reason everyone calls me Bob.... (Nods and bows to Captain Xie) ...and I great Captain..am at your service
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 5, 2004 12:53:14 GMT -6
*she carefully places her goggles over her eyes then boldly steps into the tavern*
Captain Xie! I see you have met our new recruit........another saucy scott. Can I pickem or what!? Mind if I have a drink? *throws a few coins on the table* thought we were playing poker?
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Post by eirene on Oct 5, 2004 12:59:16 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 5, 2004 13:02:03 GMT -6
I love Chess though I'm not very good at it.
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 5, 2004 13:03:42 GMT -6
Hey mates...
Whatever you play... I can ping who ever cheats!
Deal? ;D
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 5, 2004 13:07:17 GMT -6
Absolutely. We need someone to keep us honest. At least with eachother. But keep in mind that's how we aquire things sometimes. So ifin your the honest type keep it to yourself when we ae playin for loot with someone else.
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Post by eirene on Oct 5, 2004 13:07:27 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 5, 2004 13:09:42 GMT -6
Don't worry mates... my Ping of Dread is only aimed at enemies.
....k...I'm poised.
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Post by xengab on Oct 5, 2004 15:26:48 GMT -6
The Kitchendoor opens with a lout crash,am I going to serve this food or not? Us cooks like to be a little appreciated and I could use a drink.Even made a haggis for the newcomer. xengab
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