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Post by fallenangel on Dec 31, 2006 11:35:57 GMT -6
Joxer: “Xena told me to guard the dock, and I figured she meant this one. Now, come on, the castle’s back that way.”
Ten Little Warlords
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 1, 2007 9:29:53 GMT -6
Gabrielle: She went to start a rockslide to block the path to the village.
Joxer: Oh. Well, how are _we_ gonna get there?
Gabrielle: She's starting it behind us. Our path will be clear? Anyone following us will be blocked? Don't be such a-- Joxer: A what?
Gabrielle: Never mind. Untie me-- please?
Joxer: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were just gonna call me an idiot or a-- a dork or something-- weren't you?
- In Sickness and in Hell
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 1, 2007 16:12:36 GMT -6
Janice [Reading]: “And everyone heard the battle cry of the fair-haired Xena. Though her dark nemesis fought bravely, she was still no match for our hero.”
Mel: “Now, wait a minute. Xena was the dark-haired one. The blonde was an imposter named Callisto. Well, it’s an easy mistake to make. But the rest goes like this-- [Reading] Desperate to save her friend, the great warrior woman leaped into action.”
The Xena Scrolls
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 2, 2007 8:34:22 GMT -6
Gabrielle: You stupid, conniving, four-foot daughter of a-- mare?!
- The Greater Good
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 2, 2007 13:02:31 GMT -6
Gab: “No. No, I’ll be right there. Look, um-- there’s something that I have to do, here. So I want you to do a favor for me, OK? I want you to wait in my hut till I get back. And this way, I-- I’ll know you’re safe.”
H/Fay: “Don’t see why you care.”
Gab:“You will. Do you promise?”
MATERNAL INSTINCTS
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 4, 2007 9:25:02 GMT -6
X: "Nice shot. Just don't know what kind of wine goes with bark."
G: "So we'll have fish. That's what people do when they're on a river."
The Abyss
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 4, 2007 17:28:40 GMT -6
Mattie: Close your eyes. Concentrate on your breath. Focus on each and every breath you take. I want you to feel it enter through your nostrils-- move through your diaphragm-- and release it out again. You've expressed interest in ancient Greece. We're going to send you back to that time--
- Deja Vu All Over Again
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 5, 2007 8:59:09 GMT -6
Jox: "Gabrielle? Gabrielle? Wait up! Wait up! Look, uh-- let me help ya!"
G: "Oh, I can carry a sack of apples."
Animal Attraction
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 5, 2007 19:06:18 GMT -6
Ileandra: I want to become one with you.
Joxer: Hmm.
Ileandra: Can’t we lose your sidekick?
Joxer: Sure.
Gabrielle: I think I’m gonna be sick.
- For Him the Bell Tolls
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 6, 2007 10:09:25 GMT -6
Gabrielle: Why aren't you dead?
Hope: Well, it's certainly not for your lack of trying, is it? The truth is, I could say the same thing about you-- if I cared--which I don't.
- A Family Affair
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 6, 2007 12:00:52 GMT -6
Manus: “You have been selected to be the bride of Morpheus”
Gabrielle: “Bride? Morpheus? No, you’ve got the wrong girl-- take my word for it. I’m not the wifely type. I-- Well, I sleep late; I don’t know a lick about housework. And children? I mean, look at these hipbones. No way.”
Dreamworker
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 6, 2007 17:26:29 GMT -6
Gabrielle: What was that?
Xena: What?
Gabrielle: Something just-- hopped out of your bedroll. Hold still.
Xena: What is it? A bald spot?
Gabrielle: No, it's lice.
- In Sickness and in Hell
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 7, 2007 9:02:21 GMT -6
Xena: "I wouldn't know. I try not to overanalyze my life, like some people."
Gab: "Some people say the unexamined life is not worth living."
Xena: "Those people haven't lived _my_ life."
Locked Up And Tied Down
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 8, 2007 10:23:36 GMT -6
Xena: “Oh, that’s right. Happy Solstice.”
Gab: “Well-- what? Oh. I don’t have a gift for you.”
Xena: “Gabrielle, you are a gift to me.”
A SOLSTICE CAROL
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 15, 2007 10:50:06 GMT -6
changed 2 letters sorry:
Xena: "Y'know, there are ways to kill a god."
Hercules:"You know about the ribs of Cronos. No mortal has ever been able to find the remains."
God Fearing Child
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 23, 2007 9:07:28 GMT -6
Gabrielle: "Two souls, trapped in one body."
Aphrodite: "Mm-hmm-- bingo. The original two-for-one boys. I call 'em double trouble."
Little Problems
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 24, 2007 10:12:31 GMT -6
Thalassa: "Why do I feel like it's still there?"
Gab: "Maybe you haven't accepted the LOSS."
Thalassa: "What would you know about LOSS?"
Locked Up And Tied Down
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 24, 2007 17:29:28 GMT -6
Xena: You talk about trying to find your way, but to me, you are my way.
Gabrielle: How can I be your way, when I-- I'm lost, myself?
- A Family Affair
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 25, 2007 8:59:19 GMT -6
H/G: "Are you giving up?"
X: "Of course not."
H/G: "You never give up on anything-- no matter the odds-- the cost-- the pain. I missed you, Xena."
A Family Affair
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 25, 2007 16:55:14 GMT -6
Xena: How many more times’re you gonna follow me into battle, huh? How many more times am I gonna hurt you? You are the most dear thing to me in all the world. And yet, instead of protecting you--
Gabrielle: I’m here, because I want to be here. I love you, Xena.
- When in Rome...
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 26, 2007 9:41:17 GMT -6
Xena: "Get back to your post. And if you ever desert again, I will hand you over to the Horde myself. You all right?"
Daughter Of Pomira
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 27, 2007 15:37:53 GMT -6
Gabrielle: It's too late for me.
Xena: I don't accept defeat. There are always choices. I'm done paying for my past mistakes. My responsibility now is you.
- One Against An Army
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 27, 2007 17:44:04 GMT -6
Ephiny: "Xenan-- my son. Last time I saw you, you were-- a child. Can't you sense that I'm here?"
Last of the Centaurs
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 28, 2007 11:54:08 GMT -6
Gabrielle: Well, listen to my story about Gabrielle-- A cute little gal that’s lookin’ really swell. Perfect hair, such a lovely lass-- Nice round breasts and a firm young--
- Fins, Femmes and Gems
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 28, 2007 14:57:30 GMT -6
Auto: “Ah, Xena, ha-ha-ha-ha! I think I’ve found your disguise-- the assistant to Sinteres would wear no less.”
Gab: “Any less and there wouldn’t be.”
A Royal Couple Of Thieves
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 29, 2007 10:56:00 GMT -6
Xena: "You could hire yourself out to a village as a protector. Even a blind Cyclops would scare most folks off. And the villagers would probably toss you a, a sheep every now and again for payment." Sins of the Past
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Post by fallenangel on Feb 18, 2007 8:35:37 GMT -6
Autolycus : "Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-- pearls before swine. Where are you, my little beauty? Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h. Well, well, well. Let's see. You-- touch the chimes-- the trap-- _snaps_ shut. Oh-h-h-h! Ya lose a hand. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Incredible. Genius. Foolproof. Two minutes, tops.
Key To The Kingdom
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Post by fallenangel on Mar 1, 2007 8:51:25 GMT -6
Callisto:“Hurts, doesn’t it? Losing your family-- rips out your heart, your guts-- your feelings. All that’s left is the pain, right? Welcome to the club.” Maternal Instincts
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Mar 1, 2007 17:51:30 GMT -6
Xena: Gabrielle, what's goin' on?
Gabrielle: I woke up. I-- I took a bath. Uh-- I know I put my shirt on that tree. It's just gone. It doesn't make any sense--unless an animal took it. You know? A-a-a fashionable beaver or-- or-- oh, you didn't.
Xena: Gabrielle. I was in a hurry. We ran out of rope.
- If the Shoe Fits...
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Post by fallenangel on Mar 1, 2007 21:50:58 GMT -6
Xena: "I want you to give me the reins. Here. We're gonna send the horses off. That way, anyone who's following us will think that we rode west. There you go, Argo." Purity
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