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Post by stepper on Jul 18, 2021 10:34:17 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Jul 20, 2021 4:37:33 GMT -6
As entertaining as the idea of me leaving the house and not noticing I had floppy earred pink bunny slippers on my feet would be, I'm not that unobservant. They weren't bunnies.
They were purple unicorns.
No. Not that either.
They were actually gardening shoes that I wear in the house, and don't wear to garden.
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Post by Phalon on Jul 27, 2021 4:59:14 GMT -6
I was gonna post a joke about pizza, but it was way too cheesy.
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Post by moonglum on Jul 27, 2021 9:54:03 GMT -6
Elton John is putting on weight, he is having to buy larger size pants.
Goodbye Normal Jeans.
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Post by stepper on Aug 18, 2021 17:03:29 GMT -6
As entertaining as the idea of me leaving the house and not noticing I had floppy earred pink bunny slippers on my feet would be, I'm not that unobservant. They weren't bunnies. They were purple unicorns. No. Not that either. They were actually gardening shoes that I wear in the house, and don't wear to garden. So now I'm majorly confused. You're wearing unicorn gardening slippers while driving and notice that they're purple instead of pink so they're not bunny slippers, so you turn around and go back home because purple gardening slippers don't work well in gardening jobs? Okay, it's a nursery but still! They would have gone really well with the flowers and stuff. Purple is a good color for plants - not so much for houses but that's a different subject completely. I think you'd have been the hit of day! Or the talk of the town. And just for fun the next day you could have worn hip waders and claimed you were protecting your ankles from gnats - then you take pictures of all the confused expressions on people's faces.
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Post by Phalon on Aug 29, 2021 7:24:06 GMT -6
Yanno, taking pictures wouldn't be a bad idea. I sometimes struggle to come up with posts for the nursery's FaceBook page (basically it's a time issue). The photos wouldn't be pictures of confused expressions though - probably no one would bat an eye at hip waders. It'd be a series of photos of the weird footwear choices of our customers! You should see some of the stuff people wear to the nursery.
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Post by Phalon on Sept 10, 2021 5:09:00 GMT -6
Everyone knows where the Big Apple is.
But do you know where the Minneapolis?
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Post by stepper on Nov 7, 2021 10:26:30 GMT -6
My cousin works in a paper factory - his responsibilities are twofold.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes - we haven't gotten a gig yet.
The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
I didn't want to believe the man was stealing from his job as a road worker. But I got home, all the signs were there.
Restaurant reviews for the new diner on the moon claim the food is okay, but there is no atmosphere.
For several years, the young magician insisted on a trap-door trick in every show he did. He was just going through a stage.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 10, 2021 5:04:33 GMT -6
Good ones!
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Post by moonglum on Feb 2, 2022 0:59:36 GMT -6
A wise mystic once told me. 'When you understand why pizzas are baked round, packed in square boxes, and eaten in triangles, then my son you will understand women!'
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Post by Phalon on Dec 12, 2022 10:38:55 GMT -6
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 13, 2022 1:16:51 GMT -6
Okay. I now have tears rolling down my face.
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