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Post by Phalon on Dec 11, 2005 23:41:05 GMT -6
A. They fall into the ocean and become starfish.
Q. How do they know that no two snowflakes are alike? Who checks them?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 11, 2005 23:51:28 GMT -6
A: The same guys who sort the mail in our inboxes, busy little beavers they are.
Q: How long did the hundred year war last?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 12, 2005 0:01:00 GMT -6
A. Twenty-five thousand, two hundred sixty-nine seconds.
Q. How slow is molasses, in comparison to what?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 12, 2005 0:03:27 GMT -6
A: In comparison to the time it takes for Christmas to arrive.
Q: Where do all the socks go when they get lost in the dryer?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 12, 2005 0:07:44 GMT -6
A: They get socked down the pipe, never to be heard from again.
Q: What's the date on a nineteen twenty five penny?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 12, 2005 0:19:35 GMT -6
A. It was their second date; they got married after the third.
Q. What happens if you remove the "do not remove" tag from mattresses?
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Post by Lesa on Dec 12, 2005 16:44:28 GMT -6
A: It sets off a silent alarm, alerting the mattress police to come and throw you in jail.
Q: How did the jelly get in the donut?
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 12, 2005 16:48:17 GMT -6
A. The donut ate it... silly...
Q. What are clouds made of?
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Post by Lesa on Dec 12, 2005 17:04:23 GMT -6
A: Cotton candy. When the gods see it, it makes them salivate and cause it to "rain." When there is so much cotton candy present that it attracts other gods, they fight over it, throwing lightning bolts at each other, their combined salivation causing a major downpour. The winner gets to eat it, which results in "clear skies."
Q: What makes a motor run?
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 12, 2005 17:07:53 GMT -6
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Post by Lesa on Dec 12, 2005 17:11:45 GMT -6
Hehe! ;D
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 12, 2005 17:16:19 GMT -6
That would make a pretty cool children's story...
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Post by Lesa on Dec 12, 2005 20:06:26 GMT -6
Or the start of a new religion.
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 12, 2005 20:12:19 GMT -6
I would have loved to have seen this on Hercules or Xena.
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 12, 2005 22:55:24 GMT -6
Great amswer Le, you've set the bar pretty high for us now.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 13, 2005 0:05:29 GMT -6
LMAO, yes, great answer, Gig. And just the perfect one for a little kid; I could see them nodding their heads in total agreement as they picture the whole scene in their minds.
But is nobody gonna answer the next question?
A. The elves inside the engine running on the thread mill.
Q. How do worms breathe? And see?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 13, 2005 0:07:14 GMT -6
A: They have little snorkles and goggles.
Q: Where do the butterflies go in fall?
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Post by Lesa on Dec 13, 2005 19:13:58 GMT -6
Thank you all! Sorry my next answer isn't nearly as informative, but.... A: Butterflies don't fall, they have wings. If they happen to die or pass out in mid-flight, their wings act as a parachute and they float to the ground. Q: What do you get when you mix 1/2 gallon of red paint, 1/4 gallon of baby blue paint, 1 gallon of lime green, and 2 gallons of eggshell?
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 13, 2005 22:13:53 GMT -6
A: A lot of paint...
Q: Why do we have to wear shoes?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 13, 2005 22:51:57 GMT -6
A: So we don't wear holes in our socks.
Q: Why do rivers run to the sea?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 13, 2005 23:42:24 GMT -6
A. To sea what they can see.
Q. What is that white skin-like stuff under the peels of an orange?
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 14, 2005 0:29:20 GMT -6
A: So we don't wear holes in our socks.
Ha! I don't wear socks! My feet want to live free!!
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 14, 2005 4:00:50 GMT -6
A: So we don't wear holes in our socks.
Ha! I don't wear socks! My feet want to live free!!
Liberated feet Jox, way to go.
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 14, 2005 18:26:58 GMT -6
My feet are claustrophobic...
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 14, 2005 18:31:15 GMT -6
A. Styrofoam... it protects the pulp from bursting and losing any juice.
Q. Why does grass get so tall?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 14, 2005 22:46:47 GMT -6
My feet are claustrophobic...
How about the rest of you Jox, or is it just your feet that don't like being confined? Q. Why does grass get so tall? A: So nobody can find the mower. Q: Why are all the best tasting foods bad for you?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 14, 2005 22:53:01 GMT -6
A. So you don't eat them and there is more left for me.
Q. How come we have eyebrows?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 14, 2005 23:10:35 GMT -6
A: well if we didn't, there'd be nothing for you ladies [ and some guys ] to pluck.
Q: Where are memories stored?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 14, 2005 23:21:08 GMT -6
A. In memory glands.
Ok...I will kindly leave off the rest of the pun that popped into my head.
Q. How come it's called a double-u, (W), when it's really a double-v?
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Post by Joxcenia on Dec 14, 2005 23:22:23 GMT -6
My feet are claustrophobic...
How about the rest of you Jox, or is it just your feet that don't like being confined?
I don't think I'm claustrophobic... but then I've never been locked in a small space. Knowing I have a way out seems to keep any fear at bay. I do fear heights when I don't feel safe... when I know I'm safe, I love being up high.
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